The fabulous Fern Shen of the Baltimore Brew news-blog dug up a treasure of a story today to answer the question on everyone’s lips about what Baltimore need now after all the drama. The Brew crew point to the new coffee brewed at Zeke‘s which apparently has been through the digestive system of a wild Indonesian weasel. Per Shen,
“You know, being dragged through the dreadful details of Mayor Sheila Dixon’s corruption scandal is maybe analogous to being a coffee bean and working your way through an animal’s gut.
…having gone through all that slime, our city, like the Kopi Luwak bean, will come out better on the other end?”
We offer a maybe more conservative solution: taking a page from Mary J. Blige’s well-weathered book and just stopping the drama already, without resorting to slimy coffee brew.
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